George Turnbull’s (mostly fraudulent) original resume

George Turnbull
459A OSSINGTON AVENUE
TORONTO, ONTARIO M5G 3T7
T. 416 444 8891
Profile
Fun-Loving upbeat guy looking for employment
Professional Experience
EVENT PLANNER
Event Planner, ongoing.
Planning weekly events for different sized groups of people.
Included selecting venues and timing to suit people’s tastes.
BONNICI & SONS
VICE PRESIDENT. FLATWARE. 2006-2009.
Responsibilities: Flatware management and assessment.
Occasionally helped out in other areas.
LOCAL MEDIA DISTRIBUTOR. 2007-2010
Reliably executed delivery efficiently and on schedule in a territory
I was directly responsible for.
Talents
Natural born performer
Great with people & Animals
Great Driver
Education
Princeton University. Philosophy, Major.
School of Life. 1978-2011
Bachelor’s Degree (Hon).
Referrals
Upon Request