George Turnbull's (mostly fraudulent) original resume
459A OSSINGTON AVENUE
TORONTO, ONTARIO M5G 3T7
T. 416 444 8891
Fun-Loving upbeat guy looking for employment
Event Planner, ongoing.
Planning weekly events for different sized groups of people.
Included selecting venues and timing to suit people’s tastes.
BONNICI & SONS
VICE PRESIDENT. FLATWARE. 2006-2009.
Responsibilities: Flatware management and assessment.
Occasionally helped out in other areas.
LOCAL MEDIA DISTRIBUTOR. 2007-2010
Reliably executed delivery efficiently and on schedule in a territory
I was directly responsible for.
Natural born performer
Great with people & Animals
Princeton University. Philosophy, Major.
School of Life. 1978-2011
Bachelor’s Degree (Hon).